Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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