thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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