Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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