Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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