Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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