just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
