Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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