in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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