what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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