god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
