His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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