I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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