Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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