i jhust puked up my retainher.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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