and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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