My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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