Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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