Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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