1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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