See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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