I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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