So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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