I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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