THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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