I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
my poor anus
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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