Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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