She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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