He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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