her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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