it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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