so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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