Christians are straight up FREAKS
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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