He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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