margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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