it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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