i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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