trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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