if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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