Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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