Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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