I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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