This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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