Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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