btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize