He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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