is your mom at the bar?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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