I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hippo gnu deer
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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