Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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