The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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