I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think your dad took our porno
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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