Fuck appropriateness.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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