Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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