Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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