Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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