How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Still dying that you shit outside
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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