I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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