Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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